GRAVEDANCING

"OBVIOUSLY WHOEVER KILLED THIS MAN WAS A GAY VAMPIRE," SAID THE DETECTIVE LOOKING AT THE DEAD BODY. "OUR ONLY CLUES ARE THIS BLACK CAPE AND THIS BOOK ON FLOWER ARRANGEMENT." SUDDENLY A WIND WHISPERED THROUGH THE WISPY WILLOWS AND A VOICE ECHOED OUT THROUGHOUT THE GRAVEYARD: "I CAN SEE YOU GUYS FROM UP HERE BUT YOU CAN'T GET ME BECAUSE NOW I'M A BIG QUEER BAT FLAPPING AROUND IN THE DARKNESS!!"

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!