PROWLERS

"LET'S GO GET PINK TRIANGLES TATTOOED ALL OVER OUR FAT GAY VAMPIRE FACES," SAID JOE VAMPIRE TO HIS FRIEND. "THEN WE CAN BOTH WEAR A DRESS AND GO CRUISING FOR YOUNG ADULTS."

"SOUNDS RAD," SAID VAMPIRE NUMBER TWO. "BUT LET'S WEAR A CONDOM OR WE'LL GET AIDS AND DIE OF TERTIARY PNEUMONIA."

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!