THE WISH

"HOLY GOD I'M COMPLETELY FAT ALL OVER," SAID JOE QUEER. "IF ONLY AN EQUALLY GAY VAMPIRE WOULD COME ALONG AND JUST BITE ME UP ALL OVER MY FACE AND NECK MAYBE I COULD GET AIDS (OR HIV) AND BE THIN AGAIN." THEN, OUT THE WINDOW A BREEZE BLEW PAST AND JOE QUEER FELT A WEIRD TINGLY FEELING ACROSS HIS NUTS AND THEN AGAIN ACROSS SOME OF HIS FAT. "COULD THIS BE IT?" HE SHRIEKED ALOUD QUIETLY TO HIMSELF...

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!