INFERNO

SUDDENLY THE MAIN VAMPIRE TURNED AROUND AND SHOT HIS PIERCING GLARING STARE INTO THE CENTER OF THE ROOM AND CEILING AND FLOOR. THE ROOM BURST INTO FIERY FLAMES! THEN WITH A POOF, HE TURNED A BAT AND FLAPPED RIGHT UP THE CHIMNEY!

"IS IT HOT IN HERE", SAID THE TIED UP GUY, "OR AM I JUST A BIG FAT QUEER??"

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!