SHOPPING

LANCE AND LESLIE QUEER WERE OFF TO THE MALL! "BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY ON SOMETHING GAY," SAID LANCE. "ME NEITHER," SAID LESLIE. THEN SUDDENLY A BIG STRAIGHT GUY JUMPED OUT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AND FORCED THEM TO SWERVE THE CAR! THEN THEY HIT A GAY TREE AND B A N G ! ! !

"OW," SAID LANCE.
"THAT HURT," SAID LESLIE.

"HEY, LET'S TURN INTO BATS AND FLY TO THE FOOD COURT." SAID LANCE. "OKAY," SAID LESLIE. THEN THEY TURNED INTO BATS AND FLAPPED AWAY INTO THE DARK NIGHT.

PLUS THEY WERE FAT.

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!