FILM NOIR

"HERE I COME TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!" SAID THE VAMPIRE, WHO ONLY MOMENTS BEFORE HAD SEEMED LIKE A HOT GUY, AND THEN HAD UNEXPECTEDLY TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE.

"OOO!" SHRIEKED THE FAT HOMOSEXUAL LATINO WHO DIDN'T TAKE THE VAMPIRE'S THREAT SERIOUSLY. "OOOO!"

THEN THE VAMPIRE CAME TO SUCK HIS BLOOD BUT JUST THEN THE LESBIAN AND GAY FILM FESTIVAL STARTED SO HE HAD TO TURN INTO A SCARY BAT AND FLY AWAY, SHOUTING "NEXT TIME! NEXT TIME I'LL SUCK YOUR BLOOOOOD!"

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!